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Smiley Face Sticker
04:15
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Do you know what happened to smiley-face sticker when he got sick?
He got sick and he lost his stick
Do you know what happened to smiley-face sticker when he lost his stick?
He kept on smiling every day, anyway.
He fell off the pages of my homework
He fell off the skin of my hand
He fell off my t-shirt collar
He kept on smiling every day, anyway
Do you know what happened to smiley-face sticker when he got sick?
He got sick and he lost his stick
Do you know what happened to smiley-face sticker when he lost his stick?
He kept on smiling every day, anyway.
He got stuck to the bottom of my fathers shoe
He got stuck in my mothers hair
He got stuck on the drain in my bath tub
He kept on smiling every day, anyway
Do you know what happened to smiley-face sticker when he was sad?
He turn upside down and started to frown
Do you know what happened to smiley-face sticker when he saw you?
He started smiling everyday, anyway
Do you know what happened to smiley-face sticker when he got sick?
He got sick and he lost his stick
Do you know what happened to smiley-face sticker when he lost his stick?
He kept on smiling every day, anyway.
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Backwards Alphabet
02:43
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A palindrome is a special word
Said backwards or forwards it won’t sound absurd
Try and say backwards the word “KAYAK”
Now lets sing the alphabet, forward and back
A-B-C-D-E-F-G--
H-I-J-K-LMNOP--
Q-R-S--T-U-V--
W-X--Y AND Z
Now I know my ABC
Next time won’t you sing with me!
Z-Y-X-W-V-and-U--
T-and-S-and-R-and-Q--
P-O-N-M-L-K-J--
I-H-G-F-EDCBA--
Now I know my CBA
Next time won't you sing it the right way!
A palindrome is a special word
Said backwards or forwards it won’t sound absurd
I can say backwards the word “KAYAK”
And I can sing the alphabet, forward and back
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Mr. Balloon
03:34
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Mr. Balloon, plays the bassoon
He plays the bassoon, with a silver spoon
Mr. Balloon, plays the bassoon
With a silver spoon, all afternoon
So…
We will squish, squish squish, squish … Mr. Balloon
Yes, we’ll squish, squish squish, squish … Mr. Balloon
Yes, we’ll squish, squish squish, squish … Mr. Balloon
So that Mr. Balloon won't play the bassoon
Mrs. Leather Belt, likes to feel felt
She likes to feel felt, whenever her name is misspelt
Mrs. Leather Belt, likes to feel felt
Whenever her name is misspelt, because she is Mrs. Belt
Mr. Station Wagon, saw a fire-breathing dragon
A fire-breathing dragon, wearing a dress made of satin
Mr. Station Wagon, saw a fire-breathing dragon
Wearing a dress made of satin, because it was a madam!
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Pencils can write beautiful words and draw almost anything
Erasers can’t do any of that, but they can sure shed their skin!
Pencil and Eraser,
More different, they couldn’t be
Pencil and Eraser,
Rely on each others ability!
Where would you be?
Without my ability?
Oh, how bad your spelling would be!
Without my ability!
My ability
Is something no one can do just like
Where would you be?
Without my ability!
Erasers always help you to colour in between the lines
Pencils can’t do any of that, but they can sure write the right rhyme
Pencil and Eraser,
More different, they couldn’t be
Pencil and Eraser,
Rely on each others ability!
Where would you be?
Without my ability?
Oh, how bad your spelling would be!
Without my ability!
My ability
Is something no one can do just like
Where would you be?
Without my ability!
Scissors and Sticky Tape and have something only they can do
Light bulbs and venetian blinds, toasters and freezers too
Pencils and erasers rely on each other’s ability
So surely we both have something that can only be done be you or me
Where would you be?
Without my ability?
Oh, how bad your spelling would be!
Without my ability!
My ability
Is something no one can do just like
Where would you be?
Without my ability!
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5. |
Alove Alliteration
02:19
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Ah-love-ah-love-ah-love alliteration!
Ah-love-ah-love-ah-love alliteration!
Ah-love-ah-love-ah-love
Ah-love-ah-love-ah-love
Ah-love-ah-love-ah-love alliteration!
Amy always asks about anchovies.
Anne always answers awkwardly.
Arthur adores apples and angels.
Andy annunciates awesomely.
Ah-love-ah-love-ah-love alliteration!
Ah-love-ah-love-ah-love alliteration!
Ah-love-ah-love-ah-love
Ah-love-ah-love-ah-love
Ah-love-ah-love-ah-love alliteration!
Alex arranges animals alphabetically
Alan ate aioli audibly
Amanda appreciates aprons and aliens
Anita avoids avocado annually.
Ah-love-ah-love-ah-love alliteration!
Ah-love-ah-love-ah-love alliteration!
Ah-love-ah-love-ah-love
Ah-love-ah-love-ah-love
Ah-love-ah-love-ah-love alliteration!
Abbey arrives approximately
Aaron aboards airplanes anxiously
Alison’s amazed at ankles and arms
Alicia apologizes accidentally
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I’ve been thinking, and thinking, thinking, and thinking,
What word rhymes with one…
I’ve been thinking, and thinking, thinking, and thinking,
What word rhymes with one, so went for a run…
I’ve been thinking, and thinking, thinking, and thinking,
What word rhymes with one, so I went for a run, and read the paper in the sun…
I’ve been thinking, and thinking, thinking, and thinking,
What word rhymes with one, so I went for a run, and read the paper in the sun, and ate a hot cross bun…
I’ve been thinking, and thinking, thinking, and thinking,
What word rhymes with one, so I went for a run, and read the paper in the sun, and eat a hot cross bun, sipped coconuts by the tonne…
I’ve been thinking, and thinking, thinking, and thinking,
What word rhymes with one, so I went for a run, and read the paper in the sun, and eat a hot cross bun, sipped coconuts by the tonne, having lots and lots of fun!
I’ve been thinking, and thinking, thinking, and thinking,
What word rhymes with one… I think there are none!
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Onomata. Onomata. Onomatopoeia!
Onomata. What’s the matter? DING DONG
Onomata. Onomata. Onomatopoeia!
Onomata. What’s the matter? TICK TOCK
Do you have any idea
What‘s an onomatopoeia?
Buzz, buzz, bees go buzz…
Boing, boing, balls go boing…
Buzz, Boing…
A word that makes its own sound
Isn’t it handy like sugar candy
Words that make their own sound!
Buzz, buzz, bees go buzz…
Boing, boing, balls go boing…
Fizz, fizz, Fanta goes fizz…
Sizzle, sizzle, sausages go sizzle…
Buzz, Boing, Fizz, Sizzle…
A word that makes its own sound
Isn’t it handy like sugar candy
Words that make their own sound!
Onomata. Onomata. Onomatopoeia!
Onomata. What’s the matter? DING DONG
Onomata. Onomata. Onomatopoeia!
Onomata. What’s the matter? TICK TOCK
Do you have any idea
What‘s an onomatopoeia?
Buzz, buzz, bees go buzz…
Boing, boing, balls go boing…
Fizz, fizz, Fanta goes fizz…
Sizzle, sizzle, sausages go sizzle
Drip, drip, drops go drip…
Crunch, crunch, crackers go crunch…
Buzz, Boing, Fizz, Sizzle, Drip, Crunch…
A word that makes its own sound
Isn’t it handy like sugar candy
Words that make their own sound!
Onomata. Onomata. Onomatopoeia!
Onomata. What’s the matter? DING DONG
Onomata. Onomata. Onomatopoeia!
Onomata. What’s the matter? TICK TOCK
Do you have any idea
What‘s an onomatopoeia?
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Incy wincy spider came up the water spout
Down came the rain and washed the spider out
Up came the sunshine and dried up all the rain
So incy wincy spider came up the spout again
Incy wincy spider climbed the tallest tree
He hid between the green so that no one else could see
Then came the wind and shook off every leaf
So incy wincy spider cried and cried with grief
Incy wincy spider dug beneath the ground
To find a place to be alone, but there was none he found
Then there came marching ants as far as he could see
So incy wincy spider decided that he would flee
Incy wincy spider looked up at the night sky
In happiness he sat and ate an apple-berry pie
Just as he started to smile, the sun peeped over the hill
So incy wincy spider moved to Brazil
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The Palindrome Song
03:35
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Who knows what a palindrome is?
I do, I do
Who knows what a palindrome is?
I do, I do
If anybody knows a palindrome
I’ll tell you who…
Mr. Palindrome!
Palindromes will help you out
If you stuck outside and your inside out
Palindromes will make you shout
If you use them when there is lots of noise about
But do you know any palindromes? Aha!
Lalala…
Lalala…
I’ll tell you a palindrome if you behave
I’ll tell you a palindrome - Eva, can you stab bats in a cave?
Who knows what a palindrome is?
Palindromes will make anyone cry
If you’re cutting onions at the same time
Palindromes will take you to the sky
If you’re holding on tight to an airplane’s side
But do you have a palindrome to try?
Lalala…
Lalala…
I’ll tell you a palindrome when you see an alpaca
I’ll tell you a palindrome - A car, a man a maraca!
I’ll tell you a palindrome as long as you don’t break the law - Was it a cat I saw?
I’ll tell you a palindrome because I like you – UFO tofu
I’ll tell you when your eyes are shut! – Tuna nut
I’ll tell you a palindrome whilst you rub your tummy
I’ll tell you a palindrome - I'm a lasagna, hang a salami!
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Who folded the moon in half?
And made me fall in love
With you the moment we met?
That moment I’ll never forget
Who cut out the mountain range?
And made it not seem strange
To kiss you just as you got here?
Happy, excited, full of fear
My sweet girl
I’ve given you my world
But I still want to give you more
My sweet boy
Even with every single toy
I still want to give you more
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Mr. Palindrome Sydney, Australia
Songs that make so much nonsense!
A children’s entertainer who loves to sing silly songs that
make lots and lots of nonsense! With an unbelievable knack to make you never forget his melodies, Mr. P sings from both his heart and his toes.
For bookings, boo! kings or kebuki, email mrp@mrpalindrome.com
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